Rambler 353

Police say the body found at the horseshoe pit at the park was a dead ringer of last year’s winner (maybe a little leaner).

The Olympic Torch was recently lit in Greece.   If they don’t implement some discipline on expenses, their economy may be torched.

After biting into an apple, the only thing worse than finding a worm is finding half a worm.

Voters are holding a get together in Sucker Flat, CA.

I have a 50’ oxygen hose

That follows wherever I goes

But it tends to tangle

At every kind of angle

And a tripping hazard it does pose

The voices were speaking to me in a foreign language.  I’ll need a translator.

Do they still teach typing now that there are no typewriters?

I graduate summa cum lowdly from high school.  (The library had the Dewey Decibel System)

Local striking stucco workers are accused of stonewalling by company management.

News Headlines (possibly):

Milk producers’ accountant caught skimming

Local arsonist fired