Rambler 352

Do they have Braille Mirrors?

Because of my ability to get lost, my kids bought me an IPlod.

Based on all of the comments blocked on TV I would say we’re in a bleep year.

When I was in the army an NCO in the office was making a call.   As soon as the other person answered he realized it was a mistake and said: “I am sorry, you have the wrong number.”   And he hung up. 

Recent Vegan converts are convening in Cabbage Patch, CA.

The FBI just opened its new building in the Twin Cities.   200 agents will be operating from the $52 million building.   At a mere $260,000 per agent it should be adequate.

There was an author named Poe

Into any genre he’d go

Some involved rhyme

Others used crime

Into the heart of a person he’d go

The SPCA is proposing legislation to shorten the time for campaigns.   The current length is cruel and inhumane punishment to animals (people).

If the Truth in Advertising Law was enforced, very few of the current politicians would be in office.

News Headlines (possibly):

Local battery company charged

Mouse exterminators eek out a living