Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Rambler 351


I had a yard sale but got to keep the house.

Why is it called a “glove compartment”?

He participated in the food fight because he was a fruit fly specialist.




There once was a spy named Bond
And he worked across the “Pond”
He followed his cue
From a man named “Q”
Ere using a new lethal wand

There are times when I wonder if our offspring have come unsprung.

What do you wear to a Whiffle Ball?

The group Blood Sweat and Tears produced a fishing song:
“ Spinning Reel.”  (That was just a yarn)

After reviewing our national debt, I have concluded we’re living in the Age of Precarious.

After I trade in my computer that has tera file capacity will I have to be registered as a peta file?

News Headlines (possibly):

The suspect accused of the Nicoret theft was caught with the smoking gum

The employee accused of arson was fired

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