I had a
yard sale but got to keep the house.
Why is it
called a “glove compartment”?
He
participated in the food fight because he was a fruit fly specialist.
There once was a spy named Bond
And he worked across the “Pond”
He followed his cue
From a man named “Q”
Ere using a new lethal wand
There are
times when I wonder if our offspring have come unsprung.
What do
you wear to a Whiffle Ball?
The
group Blood Sweat and Tears produced a fishing song:
“
Spinning Reel.” (That was just a yarn)
After
reviewing our national debt, I have concluded we’re living in the Age of
Precarious.
After
I trade in my computer that has tera file capacity will I have to be
registered as a peta file?
News
Headlines (possibly):
The
suspect accused of the Nicoret theft was caught with the smoking gum
The
employee accused of arson was fired
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