Monday, May 7, 2012

Rambler 350


We have had hail damage to the roof and siding 3 times in the past 3 years.   Definitely a case of “hail, hail, the bangs all here”.

Sal A. Mander said anyone with a first name of Newt (amphibian) Gingrich shouldn’t expect to leapfrog to the front of the primary.

I bought a duffle bag.    Now I need to find a duffle.

Gasville, Arkansas, will be this year’s site for Bush’s Beans sales meeting.  (Smoking will not be permitted.)

There once was some food on skewers
On rods that were shiny and newer
He turned his back
On his lab that was black
And suddenly the morsels were fewer

Through the ever increasing debt, our politicians are presenting the parabull of the loaves and fishes.

The theory of global warming has some scientists adjusting their thermo stats.

The history of ancient amphibians is being shown on “Antique Toad Show.”

News Headlines (possibly):

Minnesota DMV to conduct a crash course on driver safety

Regulators have gone overboard on their new regulations for cruise ships

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