Because
of “truth in advertising” laws, 60 Minutes will now be called 20 Minutes.
The
golfer who got wet on the green claims to have found the misting link.
Kim
Kardashian ordered ten mirrors for her house-to replace those she wore out last
week.
If I had
a hang nail on the gallows, would they treat me for it or leave me hanging?
There is
a new TV program: Duck Dynasty which allows us to watch quacks in action. (They should televise both House of Congress live to see some real quacks)
Orthopedic Surgeons are conducting training at
Boneyard, AZ.
When
nature calls- check the area code.
They had
concertina wire surrounding the field for the concert. What do they use for a symphony? I forgot.
That is unfinished.
A recent
news items seemed to indicate there are more stringent regulations on car baby
seats than there are for appliances implanted in humans. (That item seemed to be “dead on”)
King
Arthur’s optician was Sir Lensalot.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Bad crop
year has citrus growers seeking government lemon aid
Truth in
advertising requires TV stations to stop
saying the weather is brought to you by….
What is truth in advertising? :)
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