Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Rambler 349


Because of “truth in advertising” laws, 60 Minutes will now be called 20 Minutes.

The golfer who got wet on the green claims to have found the misting link.

Kim Kardashian ordered ten mirrors for her house-to replace those she wore out last week.

If I had a hang nail on the gallows, would they treat me for it or leave me hanging?

There is a new TV program: Duck Dynasty which allows us to watch quacks in action.  (They should televise both House of Congress live to see some real quacks)

Orthopedic Surgeons are conducting training at Boneyard, AZ.


When nature calls- check the area code.

They had concertina wire surrounding the field for the concert.   What do they use for a symphony?  I forgot.   That is unfinished.

A recent news items seemed to indicate there are more stringent regulations on car baby seats than there are for appliances implanted in humans.  (That item seemed to be “dead on”)

King Arthur’s optician was Sir Lensalot.

News Headlines (possibly):

Bad crop year has citrus growers seeking government lemon aid

Truth in advertising  requires TV stations to stop saying the weather is brought to you by….

3 comments:

  1. What is truth in advertising? :)

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  2. I have had a computer connection while I have been out of town this week and I have been tyring to promote your site some on Twitter and Google+ while I can. I hope you have noticed some new traffic.

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  3. I have noticed increased traffic. It's just good to hear from you.
    Steve

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