The
dietician told me to eat a well-rounded diet.
I now eat only pizza.
Ipad-egotist’s
apartment
The judge
commuted his requirement to drive to work.
The
Spandex Co. said its manufacturing is stretched to its limits.
He went
to the airport to join wait watchers.
I think
wives come with power sneering.
He came
into the dock too fast and disapiered.
Scythe and sickle makers are holding seminars at
Weed Heights, NV. (Attendees must be a
minimum height of 5’)
While the man was playing his flute
The audience did suddenly scoot
Because of a cloud
With smell endowed
Made not by a flute but a toot
He bought
1000 acres of ocean so he could start with a mortgage under water.
When I
was pulled over by the officer for driving in the express lane, he said hearing
voices did not qualify as multiple passengers.
Last year about this time I was being treated as if
I were dying. They were almost
successful.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Storm
chasers take new tornado vehicle out for a spin
Weather
Center says reports of rain are pouring in
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