Scientific
studies indicate that artificial intelligence originated in Washington, DC. There was no sign of natural intelligence.
The only place that I have seen the governnment cut corners is on manhole covers.
The only place that I have seen the governnment cut corners is on manhole covers.
After
breakfast he went to door store and ordered a grand slam.
Spitting
into the wind wears on you.
Minnesota
is running some ads about the poaching of wolves but doesn’t give the recipe.
A local
man had a case of shingles that almost drove him through the roof.
His style
of music was disconcerting. (But he was
shown no symphony)
The new
series about UFO’s in the forest begins next week “The Axe Files.” (The spruce is out there!)
There is
an old saying: “get the lead out” which means speed things up. Now the saying is: “get the L.E.D. out” to
brighten things up.
Prospective candidates will hold their debate in
Boring, OR. (There will be mandatory use
of seat belts in the auditorium)
News
Headlines (possibly):
His
remodeling hit the home stretch
Hearse
companies dying off
New rules
for podiatrists defeeted
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