Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Rambler 347


Scientific studies indicate that artificial intelligence originated in Washington, DC.  There was no sign of natural intelligence.

The only place that I have seen the governnment cut corners is on manhole covers.

After breakfast he went to door store and ordered a grand slam.

Spitting into the wind wears on you.

Minnesota is running some ads about the poaching of wolves but doesn’t give the recipe.

A local man had a case of shingles that almost drove him through the roof.

His style of music was disconcerting.  (But he was shown no symphony)

The new series about UFO’s in the forest begins next week “The Axe Files.”  (The spruce is out there!)

There is an old saying: “get the lead out” which means speed things up.   Now the saying is: “get the L.E.D. out” to brighten things up.

Prospective candidates will hold their debate in Boring, OR.  (There will be mandatory use of seat belts in the auditorium)

News Headlines (possibly):

His remodeling hit the home stretch

Hearse companies dying off

New rules for podiatrists defeeted

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