Norm
Cosby, the comedian who intentionally misused words, was one of my
favorites. I hope to pick up the torch
and immolate him. (courtesy of a
brother)
A local
steak house was experiencing growing fame. Business increased so much that they
had to install a new grill above the
existing one.
The last
I heard, they were on the lookout for high steaks pokers.
There was a man who liked noodles
He ate various types in oodles.
He had to gag
And asked for a bag
When told the meat was poodles (he didn’t ask for a doggy bag)
During January in Minnesota, we have Ice Krispies
for breakfast.
Splint
makers are bracing for a drop in sales.
Some of
the particles in the atom smashers are not colliding. Now they are building a recyclotron to
ensure these particles are not wasted.
Quakers are holding a revival in Oatmeal, TX. (Speeches will be limited to three minutes)
News
Headlines (possibly):
New
caskets to have easy opening design (for a quick escape)
Ladder
companies stepping up production
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