Humorous
items come when you least expectorate them.
When it
comes to politicians’ speeches and facts, there should be a “Truth in Bending
Law.”
Flameboyant-oil
burning on the water’s surface
This year’s Millionaire Convention is in Tightwad, MO. (Take a tip and don't attend)
An old
classic has been reissued under the title: “Pilgrim’s Impasse.” It claims to cover today’s government.
Does the
Hubble Telescope have contract lenses?
IHOP restaurant managers are convening in Frog
Jump, TN-trying to get a leg up on the competition.
There was a man from Argentina
Who loved to play his concertina
But he played at night
With neighbors did fight
Until he was served a subpoena
News
Headlines (possibly):
Group
says the redesign of arrows is pointless
New
caskets will have picture windows for watching grass roots operations
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