A local
man riled up a sailor and was arrested by police. The charge- aggravated a “salt.”
Do
members of the air force get frequent flyer miles?
The new
Bates Caskets come with a life-time guarantee.
The
Politically Correct Police claim holidays sounds too similar to holy days and
will be changed to offdays.
They
interviewed the stowic baggage handler.
He had a
self-effacing way of shaving.
to rub out, erase, or obliterate (outlines, traces, inscriptions,
etc.).
I wonder
if elected officials would consider a silent auction for their services in lieu
of PAC contributions.
Tea growers are holding a convention in
Coffeeville, KS. (They claim it will be
an eye opener.)
A man replacing a fence was having difficulty getting one of the
old stakes out.
He took apart an old fan from a farm windmill and used the
components to leverage the piece out.
A neighbor asked about the piece of wood with all of the metal
parts around it.
He replied: “it’s a fan pried stake.”
There was a man who enjoyed a laugh
Always at someone else’s gaffe
His approach was dashed
As something crashed
It was he who dropped the carafe
News
Headlines (possibly):
The world
ended yesterday
Interest
in cruise ships sinking
Sausages
linked to cancer (Is this the missing link?)
a public auction requires people to place bids, sooo
ReplyDeleteI should have caught that logic error in my rough graft.
ReplyDeleteSteve