Rambler 323

The speech about methane was scentilating.

The Halloween Society has named its official fruit: booberries.

Because of the world ending on December 21^st of this year, next year’s calendars may be a little late.  Instead of a leap year it may be a skip year.

Political advertisers are holding seminars in Muck City, AL.

Wal Mart is eliminating its greeters.   That’s a fine “how do you do.”  (I always wondered-do what?)

In both Houses of Congress the right hands “no” what the left hands are doing.  (And vice versa)

Ads for Lunesta, a sleep medicine, list death as a possible side effect.   I guess that qualifies as sleep.

When I was in the hospital last year, they said I was in “death’s bed. “  I asked for a new bed.

At the VAMC eye clinic they said they take walk-ins.   Since I was in a wheel chair I asked if they take roll-ins.

The longer you carry a grudge, the heavier it gets.

To me, a “grass roots operation” always implied looking at grass from the wrong side. (Seeing the roots is a dead giveaway.)

News Headlines (possibly):

New astronomy course has a 5 star rating  (If enough students don't show up, we will be writing an orbituary for this one.)


Interest in mountain climbing peaking