The plastic surgeon asked what nose I picked.
On Halloween, we took our kids to the day scare center.
Mystery thriller authors are holding a picnic in Boring, OR. (Why they selected that city I haven’t a clue.)
The plastic surgeon only gave me lip service. (That was tongue in cheek.)
The place kicker suffered from missile toe. (Kiss that one goodbye)
I received notice from the Post Office that delivery times might be longer. The letter was dated last year.
Due to a fluke in budgeting, whales to get Ipods.
There was a man with a large proboscis
With snot that was quite viscous
When he would sneeze
We all would freeze
Hoping the spray would miss us
(proboscis Facetious . the human nose, especially when unusually long or prominent. ) I don’t need any remarks from my son on this topic.
In H.S. P.E., they gave me a flailing grade in swimming. (I had the nickname of Splash Gordon)
Local police now admit they only had a skeleton crew out for Halloween. (Due to a bare bones budget)
Oops! I thought they said caster oil should be taken as a supplement.
News Headlines (possibly):
New regulations have scale makers weighing in
New efforts to find gold not panning out
Police nail tool bandit before he could bolt
Bowling pin makers on strike
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