In college, I took a course on speed reading. People today of course read speeding.
I was trying to drink a beer but couldn’t catch it because of all the hops.
Circumspeckt-the inspection of a small part of the circumference.
College football players not currently playing are convening in Red Shirt, SD.
There was a man who liked a riddle
Solving while playing his fiddle
He couldn’t resolve
Why he couldn’t solve
He always started in the middle
The University of Wisconsin is putting in a plug for its solution to farts.
Francis Bacon did not like pork.
Recently in the Twin Cities a patient fell off the operation table and died. I won’t be quite as concerned now about dropped calls.
If alcohol is denatured is it artificial?
When it comes to candy I think outside the Brachs.
News Headlines (possibly):
Local fishermen polled
Polka dot fabric maker looking for advertising spots
Lariat makers roped into price reductions
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