I was intent on buying new camping equipment.
When I saw the color, I almost dyed.
Are meteorites considered rock stars?
Stairoids-blood vessels in the legs irritated by stair climbing.
Sponge Bob Square Pants Fans are gathering in Square Butt, MT.
There was a college place kicker
Known also as a nose picker
To the tee he goes
Finger in his nose
Causing the crowd to snicker
We went to a Japanese Restaurant. The chef lost control of his knife demonstration and we ended up with finger food.
Divorces are like a marry go round.
The hospital said that a local lightning victim was discharged.
I had to have some new teeth put in. Based on the prices I’ll have to find a denture capitalist.
News Headlines (possibly):
Sod growers over run by grass shoppers
Profit outlook at Wrigley glum
Bandage makers’ profits a lost gauze
Escaped horses considered unstable
Decline in liquor profits sobering
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