Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Rambler 301

The economy is so bad that fishing guides are offering rebaits.



I found that church is not the place to attempt “The Wave.”


A local butcher has been found guilty of splitting hares.


Reese Witherspoon was spotted in Grand Forks, ND.


While studying for the final exam, I felt like I was in concentration cramp.


After our successful duck hunting trip we had cheese and quackers.


TSA has implemented a new procedure to check for under wear bombs-the wedgie.


New fish finders are able to track specific species however bass were found to be too deep for the original design.
The company says the latest design will let them get down to bass tracks.


NASA revealed that some of its astronauts have been moonlighting.


News Item Headings: (possibly)


Economy has guitar makers fretting


Minnow farmer found seine


Explosive sales growth projected for dynamite.

No comments:

Post a Comment