Rambler 300

Now that Halloween is over the post office will be posting a new set of most haunted posters.



It sure is frustrating when you forget the password to your microwave.


Political speeches remind me of that Shakespeare play: “Much do do about nothing.”


With three generations of fishermen in our family, we have strong family flies.


In the 1960’s we worried about ICBM’s. Now that we are in our 60’s, we just worry about the BM’s.


He was derided for falling off the horse.


Mystery writers are meeting in Enigma, GA. (I am not sure why)


The SPCA says it is taking up the case of battered fish.


Exstatic-someone well grounded


Do celebrities use make-up artists when they have a tiff?


I have been picking up road kill to increase my take home prey.


News Item Headings: (possibly)


Crematorium urnings up in smoke


Trampoline profits bouncing back


Upholstery profits recovering in spite of increase of tacks increase