The lumberjack tried to put a new spin on his falling off in the log rolling competition.
She was an unsung member of the choir.
He turned in his pistol with a disarming smile.
When I see chips and dip I become a crave man.
I was asked for a picture to pose
After putting on my oxygen hose
I gave a snort
And came up short
The hose was caught in my toes
When it came to playing pool he was cueless.
The chef said he would take no cracks about the dropped eggs.
A chainsaw contest is scheduled for Bad Axe, MO. (Townsfolk are on edge)
Why are they called The Three Musketeers when they use swords? What’s the point(s)?
News Headlines (possibly):
Ski jump sales are on the down slope
Date sales in the pits
English Teacher sentenced (There will be a period of incarceration)
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