Now that I am retired I have found that I can get 72 hours out of a 24 hour deodorant.
Honolulu-a new study indicates that hula dancers live on the outskirts of town.
I am going to buy a houseboat to avoid an underwater mortgage.
Naked City, IN, reports a drop in clothing sales.
My neighbors asked about removing the barriers between our lots and I went on the defencive.
Recent studies indicate the declining populations in cannibals’ neighborhoods has them dining out more. (Buth they are paying an arm and a leg)
Rubik’s cube is cutting corners to improve profits and will soon make the Rubik’s Sphere.
At the Psychologists Party mixed nuts were served.
How did the farmer get in the Dell?
In some marriages a wedding is a once in a wife time experience.
Should I buy country cured ham if I live in the city?
News Item Headings: (possibly)
Railroad earnings back on track
Bobsled sales down the chute
Film profits go negative
Trash hauling profits in the dumps
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