Why do they give two minute warnings at the end of each half of a football game? Based on what coaches and players make they should be able to buy watches.
Continuation of the above question: if it's a two minute warning, why does it take 15 minutes to complete?
The math teacher said his days were numbered.
I’ve been in your shoes; I have sore feet.
Upholsterers are getting down to brass tacks.
Turkey farmers are convening in Rooster, AR. (Beef ranchers claim fowl)
There once was a famous singer
Hit by a honey bee’s stinger
He lost his poise
And was singing noise
So he received a critic’s zinger
There’s been too much football on TV. Clouds in MN are doing a pump flake before passing.
In my recent blood test I got an A+.
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