Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Rambler 295

Why do they give two minute warnings at the end of each half of a football game? Based on what coaches and players make they should be able to buy watches.

Continuation of the above question: if it's a two minute warning, why does it take 15 minutes to complete?



The math teacher said his days were numbered.


I’ve been in your shoes; I have sore feet.


Upholsterers are getting down to brass tacks.


Turkey farmers are convening in Rooster, AR. (Beef ranchers claim fowl)


There once was a famous singer


Hit by a honey bee’s stinger


He lost his poise


And was singing noise


So he received a critic’s zinger






There’s been too much football on TV. Clouds in MN are doing a pump flake before passing.


In my recent blood test I got an A+.


News Item Headings: (possibly)


Bomb makers target new customers


Bread factories ban loafers


Boat makers give stern warning


New stretcher designs littered with failures



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