After you retire, don’t put off ‘till tomorrow what can wait until next month.
The last time I went to a baseball game, I thought I saw a very, very, short person run under the bleachers. On the way home I realized I had witnessed an inside the park gnome run.
Wittischism-offbeat branch of humor (which I try to fulfill)
Martha Stewart worked with the pharmaceutical companies to develop a recipe to help people who have trouble taking pills. The new recipe is called: The Pills Berry Pancake Mix.
There once was an Irish plight
Of which Swift did write
Although satire
It drew much fire
Putting children in danger of a bite
http://www.helium.com/items/307579-literary-analysis-a-modest-proposal-by-jonathan-swift
When I was told I needed a new hairbrush I bristled. (Hated to part with the old one)
Can the authority of the FDA be expanded to include elected official recall since their actions/inactions make us sick?
Reading devices are now being provided in Kindlegarten.
News Item Headings: (possibly)
Steamroller sales flatten
Ski jump sales are on the down slope
Date sales have a new wrinkle
Explosive sales growth predicted for dynamite
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