Are pet skunks considered ex-stinked?
Broadband-overweight musicians
McDonald's has a Monopoly Game currently. According to the news, so does the FDA. They granted a company sole authority for a medicine after which prices were immediately raised astronomically. Sure is nice to have the government watching out for us.
An electronics chain is adding eating areas and will change its name to Radio Snack.
I couldn’t walk a mile in his shoes, my feet are too big.
Do they Yahoo on Oahu?
Each spring analysts discuss teams on the bubble for playoffs. Last year the cusp runneth over.
The instructions for my new camera don’t show how to change the film.
The city leaders of Minot, ND, are vacationing in Why Not, MS.
There once was a grower of ivy
Whose moves were suddenly quite lively
He was surprised
Once he surmised
That he had planted poison ivy
News Item Headings: (possibly)
Sales projections have guillotine makers on edge
Elastic profits exceeded any stretch of the imagination.
Local plumber plunges to his death
Profits of computer components companies down due to loss of memory
Local taxidermists say they have nothing to hide
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