Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Rambler 291

Are pet skunks considered ex-stinked?



Broadband-overweight musicians

McDonald's has a Monopoly Game currently.   According to the news, so does the FDA.  They granted a company sole authority for a medicine after which prices were immediately raised astronomically.  Sure is nice to have the government watching out for us.


An electronics chain is adding eating areas and will change its name to Radio Snack.


I couldn’t walk a mile in his shoes, my feet are too big.


Do they Yahoo on Oahu?


Each spring analysts discuss teams on the bubble for playoffs. Last year the cusp runneth over.


The instructions for my new camera don’t show how to change the film.


The city leaders of Minot, ND, are vacationing in Why Not, MS.


There once was a grower of ivy


Whose moves were suddenly quite lively


He was surprised


Once he surmised


That he had planted poison ivy






News Item Headings: (possibly)


Sales projections have guillotine makers on edge


Elastic profits exceeded any stretch of the imagination.


Local plumber plunges to his death


Profits of computer components companies down due to loss of memory


Local taxidermists say they have nothing to hide



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