UK-There have been reports of rare flowers being cut and taken from the Royal Gardens. They suspect it is more work by Jack the Clipper. (Scotland Garden is investigating)
I went to see a medium but was charged extra. They said I saw a large.
The local Egotists Club didn't elect a president. Each member had one vote.
At the clinic they told me I needed and X-ray. I asked if they had PG.
News from Alaska: two gold prospectors had a meeting of the mines. (It's an either ore proposition.)
He ate so many waffles he was considered an eggomaniac.
There once were kids on pills
Always seeking new thrills
When asked why
They need to be high
They said pill ads the TV time fills
Dermatologists have said to beware of that sun of a beach.
In politics-you have to hand it to them, the left cannot stand what the right is doing.
Far more testing is done of military candidates than elected officials. Is it any wonder why one works and the other doesn’t?
News Item Headings: (possibly)
Outreach program for pick pockets to begin (The manager is currently out of pocket)
Bank managers unprincipaled
Balloon price changes up in the air
Book case redesign shelved
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