Rambler 290

Four out of three people get their statistics wrong.



Does flood insurance cover mortgages that are under water?


Recent problems with contaminated food has changed the words to a famous song to: “ ….where the dead for the cantelope pay….”


I am thinking about attending the local Rent a Sauce Festival.


The local news reported that thistle blowers have said fields will continue to be weed infested until the Agricultural Department cancels recent regulations.


Will the Twin Cities Schools that hired recess instructors now hire hallway traffic directors?


The football player was vaccinated because they said he was a carrier.


Someone was going to give me a tidbit of information. What is a tid?


Cake makers are holding their annual competition in Pie Town, NM. (Brings tiers to my eyes)


There once was a trimmer of trees


Who charged some very high fees


While working at a ranch


He cut the wrong branch


Now he walks on his knees






News Item Headings: (possibly)


Printer toner companies running in the black


Toilet sales in the crapper


Coat makers are testing the new cloaking device