A new research paper reveals that Mark Twain was granted clemonsy.
Chinese Junk-either a sailing ship or some of the products on store shelves.
A home cleaning company gave us a bid. I asked if they had a duct license.
A fool and his money are not likely.
When I grew up in Freeport, IL, there was a restaurant called: “The Sizzle Shop.” You could actually hear the calories crackling on the grill.
Speaking of calories and government guidelines, new regulations for the number of pieces of toilet tissue per person per day are being drafted.
A local speed reader has left no tome unturned.
Pungent-humorous man with manners
Local police were observed at a restaurant conducting a steak out.
News Item Headings: (possibly)
Picture frame makers cutting corners
Local millionaire died April 15. Awaiting taxicology report for cause of debt.
Research engineers are said to be going mano on nano.
He was vice chairman of the prayer group.
A fool and his money IS likely. The large collection of fools in D.C. do seem unfazed by the money problems they cause.
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