Recent Republican Debates seem to be raising Cain.
Will Michael Jackson’s former doctor be inducted into The Quacks Museum?
Chiropractors are picnicking in Hurt, VA.
The Asian Carp problem has resulted in the hiring of a specialist, a Carpathinian.
Because of the man’s plight
He was entirely in white
Thinking their host
Might be a ghost
Visitors quickly took flight
The president of GM put in another plug for the Volt.
When asked about new products, the designer of cutting boards replied: “we’ve barely scratched the surface.”
A felon was caught at the local airport trying to board a flight. Police termed it a flee collar.
Texas Native Americans are asked to focus their rain dances on the local area. The rains are hitting the East Coast.
News Item Headings: (possibly)
Blue jean companies said to be making design changes on the fly.
Teachers are requiring students to mesmerize multiplication tables.
Eye cosmetics companies are lashing out at new regulations.
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