A city in the area has a planning commission that only approves malls. They said they don’t believe in one shop stopping.
Twin City Schools have added recess instructors (true). I wonder if they have recessive jeans.
Department of Transportation is going to build underground highways to allow the over runs (which are under runs) to offset cost over runs above ground.
Give him enough rope to get it tangled.
Pillfer-capsule for a specific symptom
Historians have downgraded Alexander the Great to Alexander the Above Average.
When weather fronts come through, what happens to their backs?
When our kids visit, they always offer me Pop Starts for breakfast.
The Federal Reserve is holding an employee picnic to improve bonding.
News Item Headings: (possibly)
Market erases blackboard company’s profits.
Smuckers’ executives observed at jam session.
Tape makers sticking together to fight new regulations.
The new CEO of the jig saw puzzle company has his work cut out for him.
Blackboard manufacturers chalked up another profitable year.
Blackboard manufacturers chalked up another profitable year. Is too funny, Some kinda lame but some really funny. j-
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