Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Rambler 285

The Titanic Historical Society will have a cocktail party in that small burgh of Neversink, NY. (Bring your own ice.)



They have a new aroma therapy to make people laugh: “Scents of Humor.”


A new TV series will feature job hunters: “American Idle.”


The Dr. said I have fibernostalgia-painful old memories.


Spinster-campaign person responsible for converting unfavorable reports to successes


After the year 2000, did we become New Centurions?


What do 20 year locusts do the other 19 years?


A famous gourmet went to a 5 star restaurant. While eating, he jumped up and left. When asked why he left so suddenly he replied aghast: “Poor yogurt.” (need to say the last 3 words quickly)


There was a man with ailments chronic
Who decided to try a very new tonic
It caused gas
That continued to mass
Until he went supersonic


News Item Headings: (possibly)


The Halloween Team scored a ghoul.


In dancing it takes two to tango; in fishing it takes one to tangle.


Is a crane an overhead projector?

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