Being introduced to an egotist is certainly an I opener.
Twitter is now allowing animals to set up sites. We’ll have a new source of dog tweets.
I used to fly with that humorous airline “Pun American.”
My new walker came with pacing stripes.
The Morse Code final competition will occur in Two-Dot, MT. (They plan to have a hundred yard dash.)
There was a man making rice
That he bought at a very good price
He had a notion
That he saw some motion
And found the rice was actually lice (high in protein)
After listening to the weatherman, I wondered who puts on the cloud cover.
I was thinking that the names of some of today’s singers and groups were way out. But then I remembered Bent Fabric and Acker Bilk from my teens.
Why is it called Labor Day when no one works?
My H.S. coach told me that athlete’s foot did not qualify for a letter.
News Item Headings: (possibly)
The patio builder was all decked out at the charity event.
After the tax revisions, one of our few remaining shoe companies is looking at a New Balance.
Knots Berry Farm is branching out. There will now be a Knots Marry Farm (where you can tie the knot.).
Local taxidermists claim they have nothing to hide.
Splint makers are bracing for lower sales.
Railroads on track for record revenues.
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