Slim Fast is holding a convention in Chunky, MS.
The President of the Rotary Club is taking his new car out for a spin.
Dog breeders are trying to CURtail mixed breeds.
The press is like a school of piranhas. Once they smell blood, the topic is torn apart until nothing is left and then it’s on to the next target or victim.
There was a man named Mel Caldwell
Whose mania was ringing a doorbell
One fateful day
With the wires he did play
And the last bell rang for Mel Caldwell
Looking at our loss of wealth, it appears that Congress has inflicted capital punishment on the electorate.
The reporter in the Sahara said his research on the study of the history of liquor has ended up at a sand still.
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The economy has wheel makers putting on the brakes and brake makers furloughing some of their “wheels”.
Convicted arsonist is to be inducted into The Hall of Flame. Officials say his record was unmatched but his induction is creating a firestorm.
United Kingdom-The Politically Correct Bureau is renaming the Isle of Mann the Isle of Person.
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