Rick O’Shay announced the National Dodgeball Tournament will be held in Duck, NC. (They are bouncing around ideas about some locations for next year.)
Rip Van Winkle was famous for his “toots.”
How many codfish does it take to get a bottle of cod liver oil?
Are the new electronic bomb sensors scentimeters?
Pedegree-diploma for a podiatrist (wonder who foots the bill)
There was a purveyor of pills
Said to cure all one’s ills
He was quite pensive
About pills so expensive
That heirs should get them in their wills
They have made packages child proof. Now that I am approaching 70, I think they are people proof.
At my age the favorite after dinner drink is Metamucil.
The chef said he only needed 4 herbs to make any gourmet meal. His kitchen became known for its 4 spice boaster.
The government gives us dessert. We get revised stats on the prior quarter better known as fudgedcycles.
News Item Headings: (possibly)
High priced bagel store keeps bagels under lox.
Visine eyes drop in business.
Because of the economy, churches are citing loss of prophets.
The Lions Club is having the Elks and the Moose for supper.
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