I wonder if Congressional Pork includes warthogs.
After seeing mother of pearl I wondered who the father was.
A new restaurant chain has opened that caters to duck hunters: Quacker Barrel.
The Horseradish Competition will be held at Bitter Root, MT.
Kleenex-the censor of adult films
Transfarmation-the change of farm land to subdivisions.
There once was a man of verse
Trying lines adverse
One line great
The other would negate
Leaving the reader the worse
If I repeat an item, just consider it memory laps-going back to the same subject. It’s similar to the vinyl LP’s with scratches, keeps playing it over.
The pending Presidential Election Campaign reminds me of a clothes dryer. We’re about to go through another spin cycle.
My closet is being foreclothed.
I kept hearing about hunker down for the hurricane. Can you hunker up or just hunker?
News Item Headings: (possibly)
Fishermen say the sale of sinkers is dropping. (They are split over the sale of shot.)
Because of computer hacking, the manufacturer of toilets said all their R&D efforts are down the drain.
The new surgery center is having a gland opening this weekend.
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