The cooking competition was a thymed event according to Herb (who is engaged to one of the Spice Girls).
The Brewers’ Annual Event will be held in Beer Bottle Crossing, Idaho. (Caps were being passed out.)
Wig Makers gave a “heads up” about a get together in Bald Knob, Illinois. (They parted with a former site.)
The person who invents an electronic filter for political ads will quickly become a billionaire. (The one who does it for medicine ads won’t be far behind.)
It is too bad that our political leaders are selected based on their ability to speak rather than the contents of their mind or character.
There once was a political novice
Who ran for political office
Into his office came a PAC
Contributions in a sack
His protection of them was flawless
It's easy to chill out in Minnesota in the winter time.
Malignorant-so misinformed on a subject that the person almost sounds reasonable.
It's interesting that a baseball pitcher may face charges for lying to Congress while CEO's of tobacco companies who lied about addiction of tobacco and CEO's of utility companies who lied about internet security for their companies are not charged. Guilt is inversely proportional to campaign contributions (bribes).
News Item Headings: (possibly)
Small sailboat owner looking for a sparring partner.
When it came to playing golf, he was a bogeyman.
A new movie is out on knot tying: “The Sheepshank Redemption.”
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