A long lost, sad, fable has been found: “The Grimm Weeper.” (Literature lovers say this is a scythe for sore eyes.)
How do so many elected officials become millionaires?
A U.S. sled company is branching out into cookware: “Flexible Fryer.”
There once was a man in Quebec
Who decided to go on a short trek
He was reading a map
That was blown from his lap
And he ended up at Cal Tech
Is a bicycle repairman a spokesman?
The network announced that the series “Dirty Jobs” is being moved to GrimeTime.
New regulations issued by the Department of Agriculture have bamboo growers raising cane. (They also have the giant pandas upset which should lead to some pandering)
Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can put off for a month.
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Superman resigns. He said there is too much red cape from DC.
Pro golfer practicing in the shopping center injures people. Injured are suing for mall practice.
Local undertaker has an impressive body of work.
Great stuff as usual. I finally remembered that I can post a comment here from my phone if I post anonymously.
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