When I visited the optometrist I asked for a standard eyes test.
Oil spills are a sink or skim proposition.
Local hens are being treated for restless egg syndrome.
Decibels-bells in groups of ten
Ribald-hairless chest
Bald-hard of hairing
AARP has an ad: “date 50+ women.” I had enough challenge just dating one.
When I drink Ensure, I see it is #1 Dr. recommended. I am still looking for the rankings of doctors to see who’s #1.
New landscaping equipment is cutting hedge technology.
There once was a man on “meds”
On various hospital beds
Because of an alarm
He came to no harm
After he took too many “reds”
The old quote has been changed to: “give me liberty or give me debt.”
A prospectus on a new mutual fund for IRA accounts specializing in the purchase of vineyads is named The Grapes of Roth. (If we still have an economy after August)
News Item Headings: (possibly)
New peach canning factory close to fruition.
Bundles of feathers being down sized.
The Duke of Windsor ties the knot.
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