The Eagles have published a new theme song for government debt: "The House of the Rising Sum."
After two stays in the hospital this year I have learned to mind my P's and Q's: pees, poops and quotas.
Frankfurter makers are meating in Hamburg, Germany.
The Center for Disease Control has begun publishing its Index of Bleeding Indicators.
At manicurist schools do they get semester cuts?
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
There once was a man from Sartell
Who dug a very deep well
He had a large drink
As he stood on the brink
And into the well he fell
I now have a riser for my toilet stool make it easier to get on and off. Wonder if I will have to put out tsunami warnings.
Is HD TV better? Since implemented, all programs seem to be darker so you cannot see the definition. (Similar to transparency promised before the last presidential election.)
News Item Headings: (possibly)
Funeral homes undertaking new marketing strategies.
Private eye school to give sneak preview.
After crunching the numbers, chiropractors are adjusting fees.
Local lawn planters accused of slip sod operations.
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