When it comes to lichen on trees, the bark is worse than the blight.
They must be putting on a dinner at the YMCA. Their ad said something about the availability of Y Fry.
Rodents in populated areas eek out a living.
The American Disabilities Act now requires drivers' tests to be printed in Braille.
There once was a man quite glib
Who could even ad lib
He would miss a chance not
For a great bon mot
Even while wearing a bib
Stan Laurel fans are meeting in Hardy, KY.
During my recent hospital stay they did a CAT Scan of my skull and found nothing.
Halloween occurs once in a boo moon.
She went to the ophthalmologist and complained about not being able to see. After the exam, the Dr. presented the big bangs theory.
He made so much that the IRS sent him a "Many Happy Returns" card.
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Landscapers hedging their sales estimates.
Former dieter at large.
Patients and eye doctors not seeing eye to eye.
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