I heard an ad for "graduated pearls." I thought only fish had schools.
After lifting my wife's purse, I am convinced it has a basement.
A local income tax software developer has been arrested by the IRS for selling weapons of mass deductions.
The author of "Valet of the Dolls" is signing books in Butler, IN.
There once was a man with a pain
He claimed it was from a sprain
But upon review of the facts
The story had some cracks
The sprain must have been in his brain
Some more Ian Fleming manuscripts have been found with the character of Jane Blond.
News Item Headings: (possibly)
Feather sales down.
Safe companies looking for new combinations of products.
Potato chip makers are feeling the profit crunch after dip in sales.
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