Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Rambler 247

In pro football, why do they call them "free safeties" at the wages they are earning?

The American Dental Association will be putting teeth in its bylaws.

There once was a man driving fast
Just about every car he passed
He looked to the side
And saw a grin quite snide
His ban from driving for a year will last

People with tunnel vision are meeting in Cave City, KY, to look for the light.

Educators are telling parents to get toddlers to think outside the blocks.

Hearing aids-portable personal stereo

California strikes again. The Random Act of Culture planned for a mall in Sacramento was announced beforehand. So many people showed up the mall nearly collapsed and is now permanently damaged because of overloading. It has been declared a disaster area. And this is the Capital of California!

Volcanic eruptions cause depression.

Recycled concrete is not all it's cracked up to be.

In the news:(possibly)

Drugstores are seeing a run on diarrhea medicine

Telescope sales are looking up

Falling sales alarm clock makers

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