Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Rambler 245

My high school shop teacher told me I'm mechanically declined.

Pretzel sales are experiencing a twist.

Nance Pelosi's predecessor was Amelia Earmark.

I tried shadow boxing, but couldn't get the box closed quickly enough.

Passing gas becomes louder as we grow older. Is this hardening of the farteries?

There was a man seeing sights
Ignoring all the traffic lights
Through a crossroad
He quickly rode
And was administered last rites

lambasted-sheep baked like a turkey

Robin Hood's plastic surgeon was Friar "Tuck."

Remainders of the McCoy Clan are meeting in Hatfield, MA.

In the news: (possibly)

Scale companies are taking a pounding

Rubber band capacities stretched

Twin Cities applying an "open dome" policy

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