Monday, August 30, 2010

Rambler 210

BP is dealing with the Grime Reaper.

In the past 4 months our water heater and refrigerator failed. I guess this is a balance of the yin and the yang or at least the hot and the cold.

Batman used to sew to relax between cases. It is documented in the new book: "Batman and Bobbin."

Don Rickles was awarded an "Emery" for humor that rubbed people the wrong way.

When it comes to ambulances, I get carried away.

Here in Minnesota I don't have to buy a Scratch Game. The game is provided free by local mosquitoes.

Reminding me of wines, our government and its printing of money to cover deficits has resulted in a couple of mintage years.

Divorce Lawyers are holding a convention in Loveland, CO.

There once was a man eating kale
Because he wanted to be hale
From a salad he cobbled
He quickly gobbled
Before he notice it was stale

When it comes to new colors, Revlon has been providing lip service.

We are moving to North, South Carolina.

The status of the new pilot is up in the air.


The CDC has determined that taxins are a danger to the country's economic growth.

My insurance agent asked if I wanted an umbrella policy. I said no, but maybe raincoats.

Are space telescopes contract lenses? (Are they designed by focus groups?)

2 comments:

  1. I have always wondered why anyone would want to insure an umbrella. They really aren't that expensive.

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  2. It just adds to the overhead.

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