The doctor's diagnosis was ill advised.
When was gullible removed from the dictionary?
Tennessee Ernie Ford is redoing his old song: "Sixteen Tons" for an ad. The new version is "Sixteen Tums."
It is time to pay the 2nd installment of our property taxes and the form said we may be eligible for some rebates. We printed out the form (2 pages) and the instructions (28 pages). I hope those 28 pages have enough instructions to fill out the two.
You can't see the trees for the deforestation.
Laser Manufacturers are convening in Ray City, GA. (There will be high beam competition.)
A man decided he would be hale
And began eating some kale
He couldn't come to terms
When he saw the part worms
And ended up a couple of shades of pale
I heard a hit from the 50's: Sh-Boom. It's now the theme song for suicide bombers.
With the spread of beg bugs the saying has been changed to don't let the bed bugs blight.
Knife sharpeners are meeting on the edge of town.
My car dealer sends me an email a week about maintenance. He must think all these emails will somehow increase the mileage on my car.
The ad for Chantix says if I have a swell face to call my Doctor.
Prince Castle is known for its sliders (hamburgers that go quickly through your system). Now the Gulf Coast will carry on their tradition with shrimp, oysters, clams....
There is a new bait for fishing-eggs. You can catch salmonella.
To conserve pork for Congress, piggy banks have been banned.
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