My wife wants me committed to an inane asylum.
The Discovery Channel has a new program about to come out of the closet: "Moth Busters."
His results in the ragout cook off got him listed in the "Whose Stew."
Cadillac has a new proprietary carpet for its cars: The Berber of Deville.
There once was a rider of bulls
Whose arm suffered many pulls
It became quite strong
And grew much too long
Now through the dirt his left hand he pulls
Glue makers are meeting in Mastic, NY. The organizer said they have to stick together.
Is smoking self fagellation?
It looks like Congress is back to full boar on pork. (They should be called to tusk.)
When it comes to chairs at my age a decliner comes to mind.
Some years ago a study indicated the rotation of the earth was slowing because of all the man made lakes (true). I am sure a study will be forthcoming stating that the wind pushing on all of the windmills is causing the earth to spin faster. (Actually the spin is controlled by DC)
Since it was found that in her later years most of her cooking was done while she was soused, the sequel is named: "The Betty Crocked Cookbook."
I Googled "giggle" and got a gaggle of responses.
I giggled a gaggle at your post.
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