A new breed of goats has been developed. Their legs are so short their bellies rub the ground. They have been designated Scrape Goats. (Some have been ordered for the White House grounds.)
I wonder how much of the oil dispersant will be spread over land through rain and what the effects will be on people, animals, food and drinking water.
Verboso-a person who uses too many large words without knowing their meanings.
A local Chinese restaurant was known for its delicious food. It was always cooked to perfection.
Finally a food critic asked to see the kitchen. He noticed the cooking pot was floating in boiling water rather than on the grill.
After the visit the critic wrote in his column: "The food is delicious because their chef woks on water."
The National Blue Jean Manufacturing Group is meeting in Tuxedo Park, NY.
There once was a man who wore wigs
And continued to smoke his cigs
As a lark
He created a spark
Now the hair remaining is sprigs
We go in for hip replacements. Do politicians go in for lip replacements?
The felons had a neighborhood crookout.
Residents of New Orleans said a good meal was served during the President's visit concerning the oil spill-jumbo lieya.
The dentist said he wore bib overalls to work because he believe in dental high jean.
We have to take supplements because of what our food doesn't contain, and we have to take pills for the wrong things food does contain (corn syrup, preservatives.....). It sure makes you wonder about all of the progress in food making.
Don't just do something, stand there!
Good one.. I especially loved the jumbo-lieya.
ReplyDeleteStand there and look important. Don't say anything just look important.
ReplyDeleteI wondered if property destroyed by the hurricane was going to be more destroyed because of the oil.
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