I shave every other day now to allow the whiskers to grow out beyond the wrinkles so my razor can reach them.
Our country is suffering from receding airlines.
Over the past couple of years, banks have not been a credit to their profession (or anyone else).
The chicken farmer was wearing a pullet proof vest.
The camera market is so slow that I bought a 35mm Camry.
There once was a cracker of knuckles
Who always did it for chuckles
Popping his fingers
The melody still lingers
He's considering switching to buckles
Our trees need trimming so I bought a pruning fork.
To reduce bullying, the President is prohibited from using the bully pulpit.
Cigar makers are convening in Cuba City, WI.
There is talk of immigration reform. How about political reform?
There is a new medical film on utube about noses running at night. It is titled "A Snot in the Dark" and stars Peter Smellers.
We spent a month in NC during the blooming season, exposed to high doses of pollen. We are now back in MN and will go through the same thing again. I wonder if this will lead to a bipollen disorder.
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