Rambler 175

This will be my last Rambler for a few weeks. Will resume about mid April.


Have you checked the width of your toilet paper lately? It has the same number of sheets but it is about half the width of the dispenser. If they keep this up, we won't be wiping, we'll be flossing.

The Surgeon General said that if we are to solve the obesity problem, we will have to think big.

Sled Manufacturers are meeting in Rosebud, MT, to discuss slipping sales.

food/music Bottle of Wine Fireballs '68

In both Houses there is a lot of deception
And from the voters no reception
But at the next vote
It's time we take note
And replace the abomination

The bill that went through Congress to fund our spending originated in the island of Pago Pago.

The Census Bureau said they hope the completed form is what many have chosen so few are called.

I think elected officials dabble in babble.

After listening to some recent speeches in the House, I have concluded they live in a high rant district.

I ordered a fruit salad. The waiter said that's pear for the course.