Rambler 160

Al Queda said the Christmas bomber will not be ignited into the Hall of Flame.

The other day it dawned on me that the sun was coming up.

Based upon all the news about the election to replace Ted Kennedy, it appears voting has reached critical Mass..

A local publisher hired a poet to review two large collections of poetry. He said he was trying to kill two tomes with one bard.

He slipped on the banana peel in a nana second.

The treasury department is currently taking no interest in loans. (They haven't shown any principles in the handling of our principal either.)

The opera singer had a good memory. He could sing an aria cold.

food/music Mellow Yellow Donovan '66

A crash training program is being conducted at Pilot Mountain, NC.

There once was a radar called Doppler
Which for weather was quite popular
But it will never replace
Sticking your face in space
Under the nearest poplar

The gymnastics coach said I could groom the pommel horses.

The old comment "hold the phone" no longer has meaning with the ear inserts for phones.

I have decided that my new career will be the apology writer for celebrities.

The Magazine, Strolling Scones, has announced this year's pastry winners.