Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Rambler 128

Hubcrap-something that hangs around a wheel and cleans up all the messes.

New studies show that a mixture of 60% oxygen and 40% helium increases the ability of a COPD patient’s exercise by 240%. Is that because it makes you lighter?

New studies of gases that have cleared the London Subways show it may be the work of Jack the Ripper.

There once was a man from Belise
Who lived in the tops of some trees
Being quite a fool
He installed a pool
It’s now the ferns that he sees

At the stadium, I started a microwave. No one joined in.

Banks are recalling some of the bad guys to make another run at screwing up the economy.

The cashier took my credit card and kept it. When I asked why, she said the screen said “Swipe Card.”

A new sci fi series about problems movie stars have will be named: “Star Wreck.”

ACORN is holding a convention in Thousand Oaks, CA.

3 comments:

  1. Good blog as usual. When are you headed back North?

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  2. We should be heading north within the next two weeks.
    Will stop to see my mother in IL on the way back.
    Trying to get back before the snow falls.
    Steve

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  3. No one joined in? So you are saying your microwave didn't radiate for you?

    - A guy with a strange dad

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