Was it an accident or intentional? The Whitehouse Spokesman, Gibbs, is very similar to Glibs. It seems every other day he glibs something misspoken by a member of the administration.
When I hear cars going by with bass that can be heard for miles, I wonder if it is a high deaf system.
To reduce energy consumption, the Department of Energy has banned the use of high beams while driving.
There once was a maker of shoes
Who always made them in twos
To his remorse
He was shoeing a horse
And couldn't decide which side to choose
I think it's time to have a Clash for Clunkers meeting with our Congressmen and Senators.
A recent study shows 10% of the population is using antidepressants. After watching the news about: the economy, unemployment, the incompetence of our elected officials, national debt, .... it's a wonder it isn't higher. (Once we pass 50%, are we close to the predictions about "Big Brother"?)
In my humor, I am seeking inane asylum.
I saddle soaped all of my leather. Now I am riding slide saddle.
New research on old TV programs indicates that the dog in one of the weekly programs had gray hair and had hair coloring. They said the program should have been "Rin Tint Tint."
The North Carolina Wolfpack is practicing in Lone Wolf, OK.
Do DC Officials get frequent liar miles?
Local beef growers are sponsoring a Meat Ball.
The Liars Society is meeting in Story City, IA, for their annual competition. (Washington, DC, the normal meeting site is booked full by elected officials.)
The truth of the matter-I am seeing a lot of prevarication on both sides of the aisle.
Instead of antidepressants congress should be using a lot of antiperspirants because most of their decisions sure do have congressional body odor.
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Their philophy: I stink, therefore I am.
ReplyDeleteI was going through one of those "spells".
ReplyDeleteTheir philosophy, I stink, therefore I am.