At an Indonesian thatched hut they were holding a tea for visiting dignitaries from Britain. When they went to get the scones, they found all had mould. Moral: people in grass houses shouldn't stow scones.
A group of bald people bought an island in Alaska. Retired Senator Stevens had promised a bridge to no hair.
At one of the larger government buildings there was a constant problem with finding keys to the various doors. The president promised to hire a locks mess master.
There once was a baker of dough
Who worried that sales were too low
So when it came to yeast
He used the least
And now his loaves don't grow
General Motors has announced a new service subsidiary for stranded cars: Mr. Goodwinch.
When I dance it's to rhythm and boos.
Bakers Square executives are meeting in Round Rock, AZ.
The USPS said it cancelled stamp sales.
I bought a new hybrid car. I think it needs a longer extension cord.
Investigations indicate a number of cases of can a bullism in the two houses of Congress.
When my alarm clock went off this morning it experienced time travel.
Clamity Jane, spokesperson for the shellfish industry, said there is a decline in demand.
The film industry has announced a new rating just below the tear jerker: tear plucker.
The President will appoint a Translation Czar to ensure political correctness. (So to speak)
I wonder if a large, industrial size, spray can of GasX would help in Congress. (Or should it be PorkX?)
When I dance it is usually because I stepped in a fire ant bed. Good blog as usual.
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