Monday, June 15, 2009

Rambler 102

A famous steak house in the area has an outhouse as the facility-to create the ambience of older times. Police said, because of drug trafficking near the facilities, they brought back the outhouse stake out.

Computers are so addictive that a friend of mine has become an Appleholic.

With IPhone and IPod, where do Wii fit in?

There once was a drinker of wine
Who would only drink from a stein
One day to his dismay
A mouthful did spray
When he found it was a stein of brine

Wearing clothes after dry cleaning is depressing.

With all of the misleading statements circulating I think it is time to revive my idea for a defibilator-an electronic filter that removes all of the: lies, distortions, half truths.... from statements made by politicians and government officials.

Some jobs were lost at a large, local, tailor. The manager said it was survival of the fitters.

The local equestrian went to the tack shop to see his bridle to be.

Lichen turns out to be all bark and no blight.

The International Organ Transplant Headquarters is being relocated to Liverpool, England.

Archeologists accuse local treasure seekers of helm raising.

A local horse trainer was fired because he was unstable.

The local mail drop must have voice mail. I saw a patron saying something to it after he saw the pickup times.

Now that I have retired I have a new appreciation for hip pop music.

4 comments:

  1. Your Ramblin' never ceases to amaze me. Keep up the good work. You are connecting.
    Bo.

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  2. There once was a rambler named Steve
    Who thought it better to give than receive
    So his warped sense of humor he shared
    And no one in power was spared
    This word to the wise should you wish to deceive.
    Ron

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  3. today I looked up to see my 15 year old son speaking to the voices in his head...he was I heard them, just couldn't hear what they were saying. He had on his WII remote headset, talking to his cell phone and typing into the computer. WII fits, WE don't.

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  4. Dang it, I wrote this once, if it shows up twice, sorry. Today I saw my 15 year old son listening to the voices in his head. I know he was because I could hear them but couldn't hear what they were saying. He had his remote WII headset on and was talking on his cell phone and typing intently on the computer. WII fits...WE don't.

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